Ten Things You'll Never Hear A Man Say
10. Here Honey, you use the remote.
9. You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.
8. Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? Now that's one movie I gotta see!10. Here Honey, you use the remote.
9. You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.
7. While I'm up, can I get you anything?
6. Honey, since we don't have anything else planned, can you go to the wallpaper store with me?
5. Sex isn't that important; sometimes I just want to be held.
4. Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a pair of shoes?
3. Awww, forget Monday Night Football, let's watch Melrose Place.
2. Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.
1. We never talk anymore.
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