some doggy thoughts

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.


There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.


If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.



When GOD had made the earth and sky,the flowers and the trees, He then made all the animals and the birds and bees.
And when His work was finished and not one was quite the same,
He said "I'll walk this earth of mine and give each one a name".
And so He traveled land and sea and everywhere He went, a little creature followed Him until it's strength was spent.
When all were named upon the earth and in the sky and sea, the little creature said:
"Dear Lord, there's no name left for me!".
The Father smiled and softly said,
"I've left you to then end,
I've turned my own name back to front and called you "DOG", my friend.


Animals are such agreeable friends--they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.


"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies."

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.


I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.


Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.


Of all the things I miss from veterinary practice, puppy breath is one of the most fond memories!
Dr. Tom Cat

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.


If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.


I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
Snoopy

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.